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jamsofthepast:

I Can’t Wait | Nu Shooz

My sooooooooong

AYYY!

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icemodelscpt:

Aminat Ayinde covers Baku Magazine, shot by Adrian Steirn on location in South Africa.

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cre8tivesilence:

Culturé Lookbook / Summer 2013

Photography: Chris Charles

Clothing: Onelia Pokou

Makeup: Lexi

Models: Bobbiette Palmer, Onelia Pokou

Jewelry: Rachel Stewart

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vicemag:

Pissing Into Your Mouth Is ‘Huge’ in Australia

A couple of weeks ago, our friends at Noisey wrote about a guy who was photographed pissing into his own mouth at a Trash Talk show in Melbourne. It might have seemed pretty gross and weird to you at the time, but it turns out it wasn’t an isolated incident. In fact, it’s just one example of a worldwide phenomenon among skaters—a phenomenon that even has its own name: “bubbling.”

At least that’s what this friendly skater called Troy West—a.k.a. Skategypsy—told us recently. According to Skategypsy, “bubbling” originated in his native Australia but was popularized in Europe through his own skating tours.

Here’s the rest of that conversation about gargling piss.

VICE: How did bubbling first start? Just how big is it in Australia?

Troy West: 
It’s huge in Australia. It’s part of our everyday life. My dad actually taught me how to do it when I was a kid.

And so you brought it to Europe?

I was on tour in Austria, and this other skater, Frido, asked me if I would drink my own piss for $136. So I explained that it’s common practice in Oz, and I did it right there and then, and then again later by some lake in Italy. It took Frido a few days to master the art, though—he had a weak flow.

Is there a deeper meaning behind it?

It’s a pretty big statement. Try it and find the meaning yourself.

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Things that happen when white men have nothing better to do

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flowerchildxoxo:

weloveblackgirlsssss:

I be too pissed

YES

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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

*praise dance* yaaaaaaas! PREACH!

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kumasenpai:

doomsday519:

This fucking wild, b. He ain’t have to do her like that. 

Yooooooo

😦 “it’s gon be skin-flavored bitch”

Shit

😦

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buttononyourlips:

little-broken-dolls:

madizonziegler:

is bring it even good. i watched 10 minutes of it once and it seemed like an overrated show.. but i can’t judge from that soo help, any other opinions?

no it’s so ghetto and dumb

image

Please inform me what is so ‘ghetto’…

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maya-leche:

britheprincesss:

proteinpills:

mentallymassacred:

dreamsandwhatever:

musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

No

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Whyyyyyy

Shut the fuck up, he did not.

😂😂 wtf

Bye

omg

i just spit my juice out

this can’t be real life lol

amazing.

WELP

lmao

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nedahoyin:

husssel:

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clarknokent:

halaalpussy:

redtormenta:

5ft1:

mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much

Good fucking BYE!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT!!!!

SHE GOT THE HAIRCUT

Lmfao and that’s why he is mixed

IM WEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!

THE HAIRCUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS..

GOODNIGHT

I got mixed kids haircut!!! Fucking cryingg😂😂😂😂

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youngharlemnigga:

ethiqueen:

iamthegarebear:

My retail and sales employees will understand right away.

!!!!!!!

This was me two days ago

tkyle:

This is important.

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