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So I asked my boyfriend to talk dirty to me in Bulgarian during sexytime…

marley-gang:

altraragazza:

It was incredibly hot, until I recognized the word “tomato” and asked him what he was saying. He then admitted that he was explaining how to make a salad.

Lmaoo
I snorted

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ridge:

ME

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So, I'm on twitter, and I see some black dudes throwing shade at black girls for crushing on Jesse Williams, citing the only reason we like him is because he's "light skinned with green eyes."

lovelyandbrown:

My, my, my. Isn’t THAT the pot calling the gotdamn kettle black.

So when black girls come through and stan for a lighter shade black man (who is actually more sexually appealing right now bc of his activism, not his eye color) WE are petty and colorstruck?

The irony is NOT LOST ON ME.

Black…

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youngblackandvegan:

bellecosby:

whoa-bruh:

bellecosby:

My goal in life is to make a nigga feel the way Terrance Howard was feeling when Beyonce was giving him a lap dance 

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SAME.

NEW GOAL

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I’M TRYNA HAVE A NIGGA QUESTIONING HIS WHOLE LIFE EXISTENCE LIKE NICKI HAD DRAKE AFTER SHE GAVE HIM A LAPDANCE 

^^^^ i’m sayin tho

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mercuryacejones:

Latest positive news out of Ferguson. Community coming together.

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fyblackwomenart:

Agira by threevoices

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

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magnacarterholygrail:

fyeahusheraymond:

Men’s Health 2005 // 2013

I was always athletic and, you know, everyone wants something they’re known for. But I was 5-foot-8. It wasn’t going to be basketball or football. So it was my abs. 

look gotdammit i would still fuck usher on easter sunday morning in the baptism pool of a church while the preacher and ten good deacons watched ok i would fuck this nigga til he couldnt pronounce the letter G

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imsoshive:

TRASH.

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il-tenore-regina:

Hogwarts Founders
» Idris Elba // Lucy Liu // Hrithik Roshan // Angel Coulby

give it to me 

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I honestly do not understand some people’s logic of Purging.

livelaughloveatrandom:

The rule is that all crime is legal. ALL CRIME.

Instead of raiding Walmart or Costco and stealing a fucking lifetime supply of groceries, y’all are going to go out and kill people?

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Why get all that blood on your hands when you can be stealing food for the free?

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fckyeahprettyafricans:

In Ghana we say no

Ghanaian celebs against skin bleaching 

Actress and TV personality, Ama K Abebrese earlier this year, kicked off a campaign to fight against skin bleaching and skin toning. The initiative has now reached its peak with billboards popping up in Accra and Kumasi to send across her message.

With the help of Hamamat, winner of Miss Malaika Ghana 2012, Actress Nana Ama Mcbrown and actress/singer Paulina Oduro, Ama K is taking her spreading her campaign wide and across all media. Her choice of Nana Ama McBrown, and Pauline Oduro, clearly sends the message that the campaign is not against light skin but a message for women in particular to love their skin, no matter the shade or tone!

Ama K posted on her Instagram: “Some of the billboards of ‘Say NO to skin bleaching/skin toning’ campaign are out on the streets of Accra and Kumasi. #Ghana. Have you spotted any of them? Tell us where. #ilovemynaturalskintone”


Hamamat is a former beauty queen and model. She was crowned Miss Malaika Ghana in 2006. She is an advocate to the ‘Say NO to skin bleaching/skin toning’ campaign. Her natural skintone can be described as dark/chocolate and she says ‘I Love my Natural Skintone’. #saynotoskinbleaching


Nana Ama McBrown is a multiple award winning celebrated Ghanaian actress. She is an advocate for the ‘Say NO to skin bleaching/toning campaign. Her natural skintone can be described as caramel. She says; ‘I Love my Natural Skintone’. #saynotoskinbleaching

Paulina Oduro aka ‘Aunty Paulina’ is a singer, actress and TV personality with over 30 years experience in the entertainment industry. She is mixed raced and she is an advocate for the ‘Say No to skin bleaching/skin toning #campaign. Her natural skin tone can be described as caramel and she says ‘I Love my natural skin tone’. #saynotoskinbleaching


‘I Love my Natural Skintone’. Say NO to skin bleaching/skin toning campaign. #saynotoskinbleaching Loving the skin I’m in. Loving my dark skin, embracing the beautiful chocolate hue that God blessed me with. He made no mistakes with my skin. My black is indeed beautiful. Join the campaign and upload your pictures and tag ‘I love my natural skintone’ and share your views, let’s go

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marley-gang:

Oh….

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